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Q: What does "FUNEX" mean?

A:

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 FUNEX? (Have you any eggs?)
 SVFX. (Yes, we have eggs.)
 FUNEM? (Have you any ham?)
 SVFM. (Yes, we have ham.)
 FUMNX? (Have you ham and eggs?)
 S,S:VFM,VFX,VFMNX==== (Yes, yes: we have ham, we have eggs, we have ham and eggs!)
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 CD ED BD DUCKS? (See the itty bitty ducks?)
 MR NOT DUCKS==== (Them are not ducks!)
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 OSAR, CDEDBD WINGS? (Oh yes they are, see the itty bitty wings?)
 LILB MR DUCKS==== (Well I'll be, them are ducks!)
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 YYUR. (Too wise you are.)
 YYUB. (Too wise you be.)
 ICUR (I see you are)
 YY4me. (too wise for me.)

 If U eat TT (If you eat two teas)
 I shall have TT U. (I shall have to tease you.)

 AB C D puppies?  (Abey, see the puppies?)
 M R N puppies====   (Them aren't puppies!)
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 O S A R==== C M PN?    (Oh yes they are!  See them peeing?)
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 AB C D goldfish?  (Abey, see the goldfish?)
 L M N O goldfish====   (Hell, them ain't no goldfish!)
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 O S A R 2 goldfish.    (Oh yes they are too goldfish.)

 AB C D FEG==== (Abey, see the effigy!)
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Lament of a 4SAKN Lover (Lament of a Forsaken Lover)

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 U 4N female K9's son, (You foreign female canine's son,)
 U KG CD flea, (You cagey seedy flea,)
 My heart CCCC its hope's DK; (My heart foresees its hope's decay;)
 Your AAAA on my QT may (Your forays on my cutey may)
 Have B10 me I C. (Have beaten me I see.)

 U C me 2 N N8 worth (You see me to in innate worth)
 Be W, no less; (Be double you, no less;)
 Your MT BD glances bore (Your empty beady glances bore)
 My II; had I IIIIIIIIII more, (My two eyes; had I ten eyes more,)
 They'd bore me 2 XS. (They'd bore me to excess.)

 Y 1 should fall 4 U S hard (Why one should fall for you is hard)
 4 NE 1 2 C; (For anyone to see;)
 Your PP never fit U L; (Your toupees never fit you well;)
 N this, N all, I U XL; (In this, in all, I you excell;)
 Yet 0's left 4 me. (Yet nothing's left for me.)

 With NRG and EZ skill, (With energy and easy skill,)
 U 1 1 I love well. (You won one I love well,)
 I NV U that 1 B9, (I envy you that one benign,)
 U 4N S, and hourly pine (You foreign ass, and hourly pine)
 4 U 2 B N L. (For you to be in hell.)

   -- Willard B. Espy ("The Game of Words")
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English letters sounding like Spanish:
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 SOCKS. (Eso si que es.)
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And a pure Spanish example:
SBBCACKK. (Ese bebe se hace caca. or "That baby poops.")

see also [[Gramogram]]
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