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Q: What are some ways to make a smiley?

A:
 :-)	 Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking
	  statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
 ;-)	 Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
	  More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
 :-(	 Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or
	  depressed about something.
 :-I	 Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not quite as good
	  as a happy smiley
 :->	 User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
 >:->     User just made a really devilish remark.
 >;->	 Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.



 (-:	 User is left handed
 %-)	 User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
 :*)	 User is drunk
 [[[:]]	 User is a robot
 8-)	 User is wearing sunglasses
 B:-)	 Sunglasses on head
 ::-)	 User wears normal glasses
 B-)	 User wears horn-rimmed glasses
 8:-)	 User is a little girl
 :-)-8	 User is a Big girl
 :-{)	 User has a mustache
 :-{}	 User wears lipstick
 {:-)	 User wears a toupee
 }:-(	 Toupee in an updraft
 :-[	 User is a Vampire
 :-E	 Bucktoothed vampire
 :-F	 Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
 :-7	 User just made a wry statement
 :-*	 User just ate something sour
 :-)~	 User drools
 :-~)	 User has a cold
 :'-(	 User is crying
 :'-)	 User is so happy, s/he is crying
 :-@	 User is screaming
 :-#	 User wears braces
 :^)	 User has a broken nose
 :v)	 User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
 :_)	 User's nose is sliding off of his face
 :<)	 User is from an Ivy League School
 :-&	 User is tongue tied.
 =:-)	 User is a hosehead
 -:-)	 User is a punk rocker
 -:-(	 (real punk rockers don't smile)
 :=)	 User has two noses
 +-:-)	 User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
 `:-)	 User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
 ,:-)	 Same thing...other side
 ||-I	 User is asleep
 ||-O	 User is yawning/snoring
 :-Q	 User is a smoker
 :-?	 User smokes a pipe
 O-)	 Megaton Man On Patrol====  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
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 O:-)	 User is an angel (at heart, at least)
 :-P	 Nyahhhh====
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 :-S	 User just made an incoherent statement
 :-D	 User is laughing (at you====)
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 :-X	 User's lips are sealed
 :-C	 User is really bummed
 <||-)	 User is Chinese
 <||-(	 User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
 :-/	 User is skeptical
 C=:-)	 User is a chef
 @=	 User is pro-nuclear war
 *<:-)	 User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
 :-o	 Uh oh====
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 (8-o	 It's Mr. Bill====
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 *:o)	 And Bozo the Clown====
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 3:]	 Pet smiley
 3:[	 Mean Pet smiley
 d8=	 Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
 E-:-)	 User is a Ham radio operator
 :-9	 User is licking his/her lips
 %-6	 User is braindead
 [:-)	 User is wearing a walkman
 (:I	 User is an egghead
 <:-I	 User is a dunce
 K:P	 User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
 @:-)	 User is wearing a turban
 :-0	 No Yelling====  (Quiet Lab)
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 :-:	 Mutant Smiley
 .-)	 User only has one eye
 ,-)	 Ditto...but he's winking
 X-(	 User just died
 8:-)	 User is a wizard
 C=}>;*{))	 Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
	  a mustache, and a double chin



Note	A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.



 :)	 Midget smiley
 :]	 Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
 =)	 Variation on a theme...
 :}	 - What should we call these? (what?)
 :)	 Happy
 :>	 what?
 :@	 what?
 :D	 Laughter
 :I	 Hmmm...
 :(	 Sad
 :[	 Real Downer
 :<	 what?
 :{	 what?
 :O	 Yelling
 :C	 what?
 :Q	 what?
 :,(	 Crying
 [[]]	 Hugs and
 :*	 Kisses
 ||I	 Asleep
 ||^o	 Snoring



 :-`	 smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
 :-1	 smiley bland face
 :-====	 smiley bland face
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 :-@	 smiley face screaming
 :-#||	 smiley face with bushy mustache
 :-$	 smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
 :-%	 smiley banker
 :-6	 smiley after eating something sour
 :^)	 smiley with pointy nose (righty)
 :-7	 smiley after a wry statement
 8-)	 smiley swimmer
 :-*	 smiley after eating something bitter
 :-&	 smiley which is tongue-tied
 :-0	 smiley orator
 {sp 1ln}	 invisible man
 (:-(	 unsmiley frowning
 (:-)	 smiley big-face
 ):-)	 smiley big-face
 ):-(	 unsmiley big-face
 )8-)	 scuba smiley big-face
 =:-)	 smiley punk-rocker
 =:-(	 (real punk rockers don't smile)
 +:-)	 smiley priest
 :-q	 smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
 :-e	 disappointed smiley
 :-t	 cross smiley
 :-i	 semi-smiley
 :-o	 smiley singing national anthem
 :-p	 smiley sticking its tongue out (at you====)
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 :-[	 un-smiley blockhead
 :-]	 smiley blockhead
 :-{	 smiley variation on a theme
 :-}	 ditto
 {:-)	 smiley with its hair parted in the middle
 }:-)	 above in an updraft
 :-a	 lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
 :-s	 smiley after a BIZARRE comment
 :-d	 lefty smiley razzing you
 g-)	 smiley with ponce-nez glasses
 :-j	 left smiling smilely
 :-k	 beats me, looks like something, though
 :-l	 y. a. s.
 :-:	 mutant smiley
 :-	 undecided smiley
 :-||	 "have an ordinary day" smiley
 ;-)	 winking smiley
 :-<	 real sad smiley
 :->	 y.a.s.
 :-z	 y.a.c.s.
 :-x	 "my lips are sealed" smiley
 :-c	 bummed out smiley
 :-v	 talking head smiley
 :v)	 left-pointing nose smiley
 :-b	 left-pointing tongue smiley
 :-/	 lefty undecided smiley
 :-?	 smilely smoking a pipe
 .-]	 one-eyed smilely
 ,-}	 wry and winking
 0-)	 smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
 :-=)	 older smiley with mustache
 :u)	 smiley with funny-looking left nose
 :n)	 smiley with funny-looking right nose
 :<	 midget unsmiley
 :>	 midget smiley
 }:^#})	 mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
          double-chin
 :-)	 ha ha
 ~~:-(	 net.flame
 ||-)	 hee hee
 O||-)	 net.religion
 ||-D	 ho ho
 :->	 hey hey
 8:-I	 net.unix-wizards
 :-(	 boo hoo
 X-(	 net.suicide
 :-I	 hmm
 E-:-I	 net.ham-radio
 :-O	 uh oh
 >:-I	 net.startrek
 :-P	 nyah nyah
 3:o[	 net.pets
 ||-P	 yuk



 :-}	 beard
 :-{	 mustache
 :-#	 braces
 :-X	 bow tie
 :-Q	 smoker
 <:I	 dunce
 (:I	 egghead
 @:I	 turban



 8-)	 glasses
 B-)	 horn-rims
  8:-)	 glasses on forehead
 :-8(	 condescending stare
 ;-)	 wink
 >:-<	 mad


 -(	Drama
 :-)	Comedy
 :-o	Surprise
 8-||	Suspense



 :-	Male
 >-	Female
 ||-O	Birth
 8-#	Death
 8	Infinity
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